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10/22/2012

Tribrachiality



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Definition

Tribrachiality is a condition where a third arm sprouts on the upper portion of an individual’s back.

Development

The third arm is not visible at birth. It typically begins to form around adolescence, although initial growth has been noted both earlier and later in life.

Cause

Nobody knows why some people grow third arms and others do not. Some argue that the condition is genetic but many others believe that the third arm begins to grow as a direct result of a person's upbringing. Still others believe that there is an element of choice involved in the matter. They espouse the belief that those who develop a third arm should be able to prohibit its growth through a careful and concerted effort.

Groups dedicated to the eradication of third arms have sprung up across the nation, but are generally viewed as having very low success rates. Despite this fact, some tribrachial individuals enroll in eradication programs, hoping to learn techniques that will result in the withering of the third arm, or at the very least, how to live in such a manner that the third arm will become an unused and atrophied appendage.

History
           
Scholars argue over the history of tribrachiality. Some prominent anthropologists point to depictions of ancient people in which a protuberance can be deciphered around the upper portion of their back. Such anthropologists believe that tribrachiality is as old as civilization, but other scholars reject such interpretations of the ancient art, attributing the bulge to a special decorative adornment ancients wore under their clothing during celebratory rituals.
           
Up until 1950, most tribrachials attempted to hide their condition. They did so by curling their third arm between their shoulder blades and wearing bulky clothing; however, many tribrachials report that doing this caused a great deal of both physical and emotional pain.

Wilhema E. Foster was the first tribrachial to cut a hole in her clothing, thus allowing her third arm to hang out. Foster was subsequently imprisoned for this act, which was deemed a “grotesque display”, but she became a role model for other tribrachials and is largely regarded as the founder of the Tribrachial Rights Movement.
           
Though Foster pioneered the practice of displaying the third arm, remarkably, it was not until 1995 that the first three armed shirt was manufactured in America. Tribrachials everywhere celebrated this as a major triumph and sign of a shifting cultural perspective, but those opposed to tribrachialism deemed it yet another sign of the moral erosion of modern society.

Mating
             
Sexual intermingling between bi and tribrachials is widely scorned in much of society; however, it is estimated that anywhere from three to seven percent of the population engages in such intermingling. Those who oppose such pairings do so widely on a moral basis, claiming that each arm needs a companion during sexual intercourse. According to this contingent, it is unnatural and immoral for an arm to be idle during intercourse. They stake much of their claim on references found in the Book of Civilization, which they widely regard as the touchstone for all rules regarding morality

Proponents of intermingling believe that love, rather than anatomical differences or similarities, should be the determining factor for what draws two individuals together. They see no intrinsic harm in an idle arm and tend to judge the morality of individuals on a differing set of criteriaone based upon the way an individual conducts herself in day-to-day interactions with other people. 



10/08/2012

Aesthetics Aside


The yoke will spill over her small hands and she will cry, will run into her room, into the hard, blue agate of her sadness, and I will not know how to follow her. I still don't."
                                          -Meagan Cass from  Egg Toss, August 1989

    This line is from a story featured in Smokelong Quarterly. Aesthetically speaking, this journal really doesn't do much for me. Something about it seems messy. Instead of putting me in the mood to read, it puts me in the mood to tidy up.


    Fortunately, I fought that urge long enough to read Egg Toss, August, 1989, which was a really amazing story. Something about the line I quoted above, touched me in a way that, if you're a writer, you hope and pray that your words will touch someone, someday. It explained myself to me in a way that I didn't even realize was possible.
    The writing is so good and the design of the journal is so not good that I'd have to say the two don't really match, at least not in my mind. I wouldn't expect such clean, beautiful, sparse prose to be featured based on the way that the journal looks, especially on the home page.
    One feature of the journal that is nice is that each writer's story is paired with an artists rendering, although I'm not sure how this pairing works (i.e. if the story inspires the art or if the art is simply paired with a relevant story). Either way, the pages that feature the stories paired with the art, are really attractive and simple. If the rest of the journal looked the way that these pages do, I'd be in love.
    It was relatively easy to find some of Meagan's other stuff since Smokelong was nice enough to feature a short bio at the end of her story and since google is nice enough to exist.

10/06/2012

Trolling the Web for Journals

   
    So I've been trolling the web checking out some literary journals. Our professor gave us this as an assignment and gave us a couple of specific questions to answer about each journal. One questions was, "Do they pay?"

    I got a good laugh out of that one. No, no, and hell no. Prior to this assignment I'd spent plenty of time looking at journals and sending pieces of my writing out to them. During that time, I found exactly one online literary journal that paid writers for contributions. I know that you're all on the edge of your seat wondering the name of this journal, but I think I'll be best served by keeping that information to myself thus not exponentially increasing my competition by sending the throngs of people who read this here blog over to that that there journal where they will submit their own writing that is probably better than my writing. Find your own needle in a haystack.
 
    Plenty of these journals want to pay, hope to pay some day, but for now they seem to have the same problem as newspapers--nobody wants to pay for their content, which means that they're not getting paid, which means that no one gets paid. The good news is that a great many journals hold at least one contest that pays winners and sometimes the prize money is significant. The bad news is that these contests tend to cost money to enter, which means that unless you are one of the lucky winners, you will have paid to not be published. Math isn't my strong suit, but something seems awry there.

     But enough blathering. Here is my take on some of the journals I scoped: